Sunday, August 26, 2012

Binge Drinking College Students Are Happier, Finds Sociologist.

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Binge Drinking College Students Are Happier Than Their Non-Binge Drinking Peers
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ENVER — Why do some colleges have persistently high levels of binge drinking? It may be because, at these
schools, binge drinking is associated with high status and binge drinkers are happier with their college social
experience than their non-binge drinking peers, suggests new research to be presented at the 107th Annual
Meeting of the American Sociological Association.
“Binge drinking is a symbolic proxy for high status in college,” said Carolyn L. Hsu, co-author of the study and an
associate professor of sociology at Colgate University. “It's what the most powerful, wealthy, and happy students
on campus do. This may explain why it's such a desirable activity. When lower status students binge drink, they
may be trying to tap into the benefits and the social satisfaction that those kids from high status groups enjoy.
And, our findings seem to indicate that, to some extent, they succeed.”
According to the study, students from higher status groups (i.e., wealthy, male, white, heterosexual, and Greek
affiliated undergraduates) were consistently happier with their college social experience than their peers from
lower status groups (i.e., less wealthy; female; non-white; Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Questioning
(LGBTQ); and non-Greek affiliated undergraduates).
In addition, students from higher status groups were more likely than their peers from lower status groups to binge
drink. “Students, who are considered more socially powerful, drink more,” said Hsu, who co-authored the study
with Landon Reid, a former faculty member at Colgate who is now attending law school at NYU. “Binge drinking
then becomes associated with high status and the ‘cool’ students on campus.”
However, the study found that when students from lower status groups engaged in binge drinking, their social
satisfaction was higher than that of their non-binge drinking peers from lower status groups and more similar to
the levels of their higher status classmates, including binge drinkers and non-binge drinkers. Hsu said binge
drinking tended to attenuate the negative effects of being from a low status group on students’ college social
experience.
Conversely, white, wealthy, Greek affiliated, heterosexual, and male students who did not binge drink, were less
happy with their social lives than students from those groups that did binge drink.
“Among all groups, we found that binge drinking and social satisfaction were strongly connected,” Hsu said.
The study relied on a survey of nearly 1,600 undergraduates attending a selective Northeastern residential liberal
arts college in 2009.
“Drinking culture is campus specific,” Hsu said. “But, our results suggest that binge drinking and social satisfaction
may also be very much associated at similar predominately white colleges with high binge drinking rates, a large
Greek presence, and a residential campus.”
Binge drinking is defined as consuming at least four drinks for women and five drinks for men in a single drinking
session. Binge drinkers have this kind of drinking session at least once every 14 days on average. In this study,
the average binge drinker drank 13.7 drinks per week, while the average non-binge drinker consumed 4.2 drinks
per week. The authors assessed social satisfaction using survey questions that asked students to evaluate their
overall social experience on campus.
Additionally, the authors categorized high status groups and low status groups based on previous literature
regarding low graduation rates, peer discrimination, and hostile campus environments.
– more –
For example, according to the authors, LGBTQ students commonly found their campuses to be unwelcoming;
women, who often enjoy more collegiate academic success than men, were more likely than their male peers to
experience prejudice and sexual harassment outside of the classroom; and minority students, particularly at
predominately white schools, tended to have lower graduation rates and faced increased incidents of
discrimination on campus.
The authors found that while binge drinking increased social satisfaction for students from a range of lower status
groups, the positive effects of binge drinking on social satisfaction were particularly strong for low income, non-
Greek affiliated, and female students. LGBTQ and minority binge drinking students enjoyed increased social
satisfaction in college, but were not as socially satisfied as their binge drinking peers from higher and other lower
status groups.
“Minority students and members of the LGBTQ community, more than other low status students, often face
discrimination and struggle with their sense of belonging on predominately white, heterosexual campuses,” Hsu
said. “This may be lessening the potential ameliorating impact of binge drinking on low status.”
Nevertheless, the authors found that across race, socioeconomic status, gender, sexuality, and Greek or non-
Greek affiliation, the connection between binge drinking and satisfaction with the college social experience,
remained consistent. “Students in all groups consistently liked college more when they participated in the
campuses’ binge drinking culture,” Hsu said.
Students were motivated to binge drink as a way of fitting in, according to Hsu. In the open comments part of the
survey, many students wrote that they did not want to binge drink, but felt that it was the only socially acceptable
thing to do for fun.
Interestingly, the researchers did not find evidence that unhappy students were binge drinking to self medicate.
Instead, the students in the sample with the most stress, anxiety, and experiences with discrimination or sexual
abuse, were the least likely to drink. “It’s the kids who say everything is great who drink the most,” Hsu said.
The authors found that students saw binge drinking as a logical means to adapt, survive, and seek out the most
favorable life while in college. “Low status students in particular seem to be using binge drinking as a vehicle for
social mobility and as a way to contend with an otherwise hostile social environment,” Hsu said.
According to the authors, despite binge drinking’s potential positive social effects, binge drinking students were
not exempt from the negative interpersonal and health outcomes associated with heavy alcohol consumption.
“It’s not that binge drinking is the solution to complex social problems,” Hsu said. “Rather, it is our hope that when
universities and public health professionals design alcohol related programs for students, they take into account
the full range and important social motivations underlying student binge drinking.”
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The paper, “Social Status, Binge Drinking, and Social Satisfaction among College Students,” will be presented on
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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Obamacare Covers Exorcisms, Activist Claims

Dear Dr. Tribesky:

It is your business and the business of every American to be outraged over the small print in the Obamacare health plan--that allows exorcisms to be paid lock, stock and barrel for with public funds.

That means the taxes I and you pay, along with the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker are going towards a religious solution of a medical malady.

Why is it that only religious people need to be exorcised, anyway? If Almighty God is on their side, why is the Devil able to make them bust moves like break dancers with bed bugs?

Paying for exorcisms with public funds is one more instance of Obama caving to the religious right.

No wonder Chief Justice Roberts liked what he saw!

All best,

Alabama Atheist (yes, there are some)

BTW: On behalf of the atheist community, thanks for the provocative insights of Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven.


Dear Alabama Atheist:

Using a high-powered microscope, I have been unable to find the small print you mention. However, I'll keep looking.

Dr. Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author of Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)


Thursday, April 5, 2012

Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven.


Dead celebrities are just as f***ed up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth.

So says Dr. Abraham Tribesky, 95-year-old psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.

His shocking e-book Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven is now available on Kindle or NOOK for $2.99

Michael…exposes the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of Dr. Tribesky’s famous patients from the Other Side. Not to mention how these egocentric spirits hassle living celebs and ordinary folks alike. In dozens of shocking stories like:

*Lady Gaga’s CDs Torched in Rock ‘n Roll Heaven.

*Hip-Hop DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Was Biggie to Blame?)

*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!









Thursday, March 29, 2012

Celebs are Dying to Get in This Book.



Dead celebrities are just as f***ed up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth.


So says Dr. Abraham Tribesky, 95-year-old psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.

His shocking e-book Michael Jackson Is Being Harassed In Heaven is now available on Kindle for $2.99.**

Michael…exposes the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of Dr. Tribesky’s famous patients from the Other Side. Not to mention how these egocentric spirits hassle living celebs and ordinary folks alike. In dozens of shocking stories like:

*Lady Gaga’s CDs Torched in Rock ‘n Roll Heaven.

*Karen Carpenter Blasts Brittany Murphy: “No Fatties Allowed on the Other Side!”

*Sinatra’s Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.

*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

*DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl.

Friday, March 2, 2012

KeSha's Singing Can Scare You to Death, Say Israeli Scientists.

Researchers at Tel Aviv University in Israel have determined that an unexpected sound, like a gunshot or the autotuned howl of U.S. pop star KeSha can cause some people to suffer a paralyzing or even deadly stroke.

The sudden shift in body position that is a typical response to a frightening event--such as listening to Tik Tok--can trigger a dramatic change in blood flow that may ignite a killer stroke in humans above the age of twelve.

As one researcher told me after the project's completion, "KeSha's music is a worldwide health risk. Hopefully, she will never be heard from again."

Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollwood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Can Men Catch PMS From Women?

Dear Dr. Tribesky:

I'm convinced PMS is actually a highly contagious disorder. Every month, my wife's headaches, crying jags, extra pounds and bad nerves are passed along to me.

I guess it's a sort of sympathetic response--or something like the Stockholm Syndrome, where the hostage starts to identify with his captor.

The only difference between my PMS and hers is that I don't whine about me.


Jim R. in San Jose, California


Dear Jim R.:

Don't bother me while the Lakers are playing.

Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)

Friday, February 17, 2012

Michael Jackson to Attend Whitney's Funeral.

A music insider from the Other Side tells me that Michael Jackson heads a glittering list of deceased stars who'll be attending Whitney Houston's funeral.

The former A&R man told me, "Dead headliners who'll be at Whitney's funeral in spirit include Amy Winehouse, Rick James, Ronnie James Dio, Sid Vicious, Barry White, Stiv Bators and Karen Carpenter.

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     Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
     In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
     *Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
     *DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
     *Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
     *Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

     MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle).



"Dozens of additional lesser lights will also be present including Vincent Crane of Atomic Rooster, Dimwit of DOA and Lynn Strait of Snot.

"Also, a host of A&R men and women--including myself--who died in the line of duty in the dressing rooms of sleazy nightclubs and Porta-Johns at chaotic rock festivals, among other places, will be there.  

"In short, a veritable We Are The Other Side of top 40 pop stars, one hit wonders and show business veterans will be hovering above New Jersey as Whitney Houston takes her final bow."


For more news about what celebrities are up to in Heaven, read my shocking ebook Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle).


Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Mormon President Mitt Romney to Have Five First Ladies.

An outrageous conspiracy theory is making the rounds of the great gossip machine otherwise known as the Internet.

As a conspiracy expert told me in a phone conversation: "An unknown individual or organization is spreading the rumor that if Republican Mitt Romney wins the 2012 Presidential election, he will return to his family's ancient Mormon roots and take four additional wives for a total of five.

"He will also attempt to father 100 children during his Administration--meaning that Romney will need to double the size of the White House at taxpayers' expense!"
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     Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
     In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
     *Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
     *DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
     *Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
     *Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

     MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle).
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The source continued, "I believe that voters can be reassured that these events are unlikely to happen. Romney knows that if he goes all in as a Mormon that there will be repercussions.

"Doubling the size of the White House to accommodate over 8 dozen newborns will ruin his reputation as a fiscal conservative. In addition, my back-of-the envelope calculations indicate that it would be physically impossible for Romney's five wives to give birth to 100 kids over four or even eight years, should he be re-elected after going full Mormon during his first term."

Hopefully, this clarification will put the bizarre rumors to rest. And prevent Romney's political opponents from spreading them further.

Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Amy Winehouse To Adele" "No Fatties Allowed in Heaven!"

According to a deceased A&R man I met during an otherwise routine seance, Amy Winehouse is feuding with Adele. He said, "Amy hates Adele, but not because she's jealous of the rotund singer's magnificent voice. Amy has maintained her slim--some might say stick--figure since passing over to the Other Side. Amy is fearful that if Adele waddles into the Afterlife that she'll encourage her to start overeating again--and regain the baby fat she lost on her crack and cocaine diet.
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     Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
     In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven (99 cents on Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
     *Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
     *DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
     *Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
     *Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

     MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars (99 cents on Kindle).
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"Because of that terror, Amy Winehouse wishes Adele a long career and even longer life."

reported by:

Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Wild Sex Wrecked Our Home

     "Ben" and I met at the local gym, where he powerlifts and I’m an aerobics instructor.  On our very first date, we came together like a pair of mating moose.  There was a lot of muscle at work when we met.
     Like most young couples who move in together, we decided to "initiate" our new apartment with a quickie.  In a moment of unthinking passion, we used the front door to get enthusiastic against.  Unfortunately, it had dry rot and caved a lot on impact. We paid for a replacement ourselves so that the landlord wouldn’t think Ben put his fist through it in a fit of ‘roid rage (which he doesn’t take).

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     Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
     In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle or NOOK), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabliod-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
     *Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
     *DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
     *Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
     *Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

     MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle or NOOK).
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     Things took another turn for the worse after we filled the waterbed.  Somehow, in our unbridled lust, we succeeded in creating a slow, sneaky leak. The entire apartment stunk like mildew.
     As luck would have it, Ben and a couple of pals were able to replace the carpeting for about half what a pro would charge.
    While our next love romp could send us into a Chapter 7, Ben and I will never turn down the heat on our passion.  Even if we wind up homeless on the street, making love in a shopping cart.
     A Fan of Your Blog

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Teen Octomom!?

Medical experts and reality TV viewers fear that the next step in experimental obstetrics is Teen Octomom.

The TLC show will follow an unwed teen mom as she navigates the rocky nine months between fertility drug injection and the joyous birth of her octuplets.

posted by Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollwood Stars

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