Amy Winehouse To Adele" "No Fatties Allowed in Heaven!"

According to a deceased A&R man I met during an otherwise routine seance, Amy Winehouse is feuding with Adele. He said, "Amy hates Adele, but not because she's jealous of the rotund singer's magnificent voice. Amy has maintained her slim--some might say stick--figure since passing over to the Other Side. Amy is fearful that if Adele waddles into the Afterlife that she'll encourage her to start overeating again--and regain the baby fat she lost on her crack and cocaine diet.
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     Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.

     In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven (99 cents on Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:

     *Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven

     *DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)

     *Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.

     *Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

     MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars (99 cents on Kindle).

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"Because of that terror, Amy Winehouse wishes Adele a long career and even longer life."

reported by:

Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars

Wild Sex Wrecked Our Home

     "Ben" and I met at the local gym, where he powerlifts and I’m an aerobics instructor.  On our very first date, we came together like a pair of mating moose.  There was a lot of muscle at work when we met.

     Like most young couples who move in together, we decided to "initiate" our new apartment with a quickie.  In a moment of unthinking passion, we used the front door to get enthusiastic against.  Unfortunately, it had dry rot and caved a lot on impact. We paid for a replacement ourselves so that the landlord wouldn’t think Ben put his fist through it in a fit of ‘roid rage (which he doesn’t take).

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     Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.

     In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle or NOOK), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabliod-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:

     *Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven

     *DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)

     *Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.

     *Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

     MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle or NOOK).

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     Things took another turn for the worse after we filled the waterbed.  Somehow, in our unbridled lust, we succeeded in creating a slow, sneaky leak. The entire apartment stunk like mildew.

     As luck would have it, Ben and a couple of pals were able to replace the carpeting for about half what a pro would charge.

    While our next love romp could send us into a Chapter 7, Ben and I will never turn down the heat on our passion.  Even if we wind up homeless on the street, making love in a shopping cart.

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Teen Octomom!?

Medical experts and reality TV viewers fear that the next step in experimental obstetrics is Teen Octomom.

The TLC show will follow an unwed teen mom as she navigates the rocky nine months between fertility drug injection and the joyous birth of her octuplets.

posted by Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollwood Stars

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