Dear Dr. Tribesky:
It is your business and the business of every American to be outraged over the small print in the Obamacare health plan--that allows exorcisms to be paid lock, stock and barrel for with public funds.
That means the taxes I and you pay, along with the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker are going towards a religious solution of a medical malady.
Why is it that only religious people need to be exorcised, anyway? If Almighty God is on their side, why is the Devil able to make them bust moves like break dancers with bed bugs?
Paying for exorcisms with public funds is one more instance of Obama caving to the religious right.
No wonder Chief Justice Roberts liked what he saw!
All best,
Alabama Atheist (yes, there are some)
BTW: On behalf of the atheist community, thanks for the provocative insights of Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven.
Dear Alabama Atheist:
Using a high-powered microscope, I have been unable to find the small print you mention. However, I'll keep looking.
Dr. Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author of Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven.
Dead celebrities are just as f***ed up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth.
So says Dr. Abraham Tribesky, 95-year-old psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
His shocking e-book Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven is now available on Kindle or NOOK for $2.99
Michael…exposes the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of Dr. Tribesky’s famous patients from the Other Side. Not to mention how these egocentric spirits hassle living celebs and ordinary folks alike. In dozens of shocking stories like:
*Lady Gaga’s CDs Torched in Rock ‘n Roll Heaven.
*Hip-Hop DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Was Biggie to Blame?)
*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
KeSha's Singing Can Scare You to Death, Say Israeli Scientists.
Researchers at Tel Aviv University in Israel have determined that an unexpected sound, like a gunshot or the autotuned howl of U.S. pop star KeSha can cause some people to suffer a paralyzing or even deadly stroke.
The sudden shift in body position that is a typical response to a frightening event--such as listening to Tik Tok--can trigger a dramatic change in blood flow that may ignite a killer stroke in humans above the age of twelve.
As one researcher told me after the project's completion, "KeSha's music is a worldwide health risk. Hopefully, she will never be heard from again."
Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollwood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)
The sudden shift in body position that is a typical response to a frightening event--such as listening to Tik Tok--can trigger a dramatic change in blood flow that may ignite a killer stroke in humans above the age of twelve.
As one researcher told me after the project's completion, "KeSha's music is a worldwide health risk. Hopefully, she will never be heard from again."
Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollwood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Can Men Catch PMS From Women?
Dear Dr. Tribesky:
I'm convinced PMS is actually a highly contagious disorder. Every month, my wife's headaches, crying jags, extra pounds and bad nerves are passed along to me.
I guess it's a sort of sympathetic response--or something like the Stockholm Syndrome, where the hostage starts to identify with his captor.
The only difference between my PMS and hers is that I don't whine about me.
Jim R. in San Jose, California
Dear Jim R.:
Don't bother me while the Lakers are playing.
Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)
I'm convinced PMS is actually a highly contagious disorder. Every month, my wife's headaches, crying jags, extra pounds and bad nerves are passed along to me.
I guess it's a sort of sympathetic response--or something like the Stockholm Syndrome, where the hostage starts to identify with his captor.
The only difference between my PMS and hers is that I don't whine about me.
Jim R. in San Jose, California
Dear Jim R.:
Don't bother me while the Lakers are playing.
Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)
Friday, February 17, 2012
Michael Jackson to Attend Whitney's Funeral.
A music insider from the Other Side tells me that Michael Jackson heads a glittering list of deceased stars who'll be attending Whitney Houston's funeral.
The former A&R man told me, "Dead headliners who'll be at Whitney's funeral in spirit include Amy Winehouse, Rick James, Ronnie James Dio, Sid Vicious, Barry White, Stiv Bators and Karen Carpenter.
"Dozens of additional lesser lights will also be present including Vincent Crane of Atomic Rooster, Dimwit of DOA and Lynn Strait of Snot.
"Also, a host of A&R men and women--including myself--who died in the line of duty in the dressing rooms of sleazy nightclubs and Porta-Johns at chaotic rock festivals, among other places, will be there.
"In short, a veritable We Are The Other Side of top 40 pop stars, one hit wonders and show business veterans will be hovering above New Jersey as Whitney Houston takes her final bow."
For more news about what celebrities are up to in Heaven, read my shocking ebook Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle).
Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
The former A&R man told me, "Dead headliners who'll be at Whitney's funeral in spirit include Amy Winehouse, Rick James, Ronnie James Dio, Sid Vicious, Barry White, Stiv Bators and Karen Carpenter.
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Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
*Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
*DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
*Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!
MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle).
"Dozens of additional lesser lights will also be present including Vincent Crane of Atomic Rooster, Dimwit of DOA and Lynn Strait of Snot.
"Also, a host of A&R men and women--including myself--who died in the line of duty in the dressing rooms of sleazy nightclubs and Porta-Johns at chaotic rock festivals, among other places, will be there.
"In short, a veritable We Are The Other Side of top 40 pop stars, one hit wonders and show business veterans will be hovering above New Jersey as Whitney Houston takes her final bow."
For more news about what celebrities are up to in Heaven, read my shocking ebook Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle).
Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Whitney Houston Likely to Remain Dead, Concludes L.A. Coroner.
So I hear from reliable sources.
I'll let you know if the situation changes.
Abraham Tribesky, M.D.
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 on Kindle)
I'll let you know if the situation changes.
Abraham Tribesky, M.D.
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 on Kindle)
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