Thursday, June 28, 2012

Obamacare Covers Exorcisms, Activist Claims

Dear Dr. Tribesky:

It is your business and the business of every American to be outraged over the small print in the Obamacare health plan--that allows exorcisms to be paid lock, stock and barrel for with public funds.

That means the taxes I and you pay, along with the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker are going towards a religious solution of a medical malady.

Why is it that only religious people need to be exorcised, anyway? If Almighty God is on their side, why is the Devil able to make them bust moves like break dancers with bed bugs?

Paying for exorcisms with public funds is one more instance of Obama caving to the religious right.

No wonder Chief Justice Roberts liked what he saw!

All best,

Alabama Atheist (yes, there are some)

BTW: On behalf of the atheist community, thanks for the provocative insights of Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven.

Dear Alabama Atheist:

Using a high-powered microscope, I have been unable to find the small print you mention. However, I'll keep looking.

Dr. Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author of Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)