Dear Dr. Tribesky:
I'm convinced PMS is actually a highly contagious disorder. Every month, my wife's headaches, crying jags, extra pounds and bad nerves are passed along to me.
I guess it's a sort of sympathetic response--or something like the Stockholm Syndrome, where the hostage starts to identify with his captor.
The only difference between my PMS and hers is that I don't whine about me.
Jim R. in San Jose, California
Dear Jim R.:
Don't bother me while the Lakers are playing.
Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 exclusively on Kindle)
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Michael Jackson to Attend Whitney's Funeral.
A music insider from the Other Side tells me that Michael Jackson heads a glittering list of deceased stars who'll be attending Whitney Houston's funeral.
The former A&R man told me, "Dead headliners who'll be at Whitney's funeral in spirit include Amy Winehouse, Rick James, Ronnie James Dio, Sid Vicious, Barry White, Stiv Bators and Karen Carpenter.
"Dozens of additional lesser lights will also be present including Vincent Crane of Atomic Rooster, Dimwit of DOA and Lynn Strait of Snot.
"Also, a host of A&R men and women--including myself--who died in the line of duty in the dressing rooms of sleazy nightclubs and Porta-Johns at chaotic rock festivals, among other places, will be there.
"In short, a veritable We Are The Other Side of top 40 pop stars, one hit wonders and show business veterans will be hovering above New Jersey as Whitney Houston takes her final bow."
For more news about what celebrities are up to in Heaven, read my shocking ebook Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle).
Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
The former A&R man told me, "Dead headliners who'll be at Whitney's funeral in spirit include Amy Winehouse, Rick James, Ronnie James Dio, Sid Vicious, Barry White, Stiv Bators and Karen Carpenter.
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Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
*Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
*DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
*Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!
MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle).
"Dozens of additional lesser lights will also be present including Vincent Crane of Atomic Rooster, Dimwit of DOA and Lynn Strait of Snot.
"Also, a host of A&R men and women--including myself--who died in the line of duty in the dressing rooms of sleazy nightclubs and Porta-Johns at chaotic rock festivals, among other places, will be there.
"In short, a veritable We Are The Other Side of top 40 pop stars, one hit wonders and show business veterans will be hovering above New Jersey as Whitney Houston takes her final bow."
For more news about what celebrities are up to in Heaven, read my shocking ebook Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle).
Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Whitney Houston Likely to Remain Dead, Concludes L.A. Coroner.
So I hear from reliable sources.
I'll let you know if the situation changes.
Abraham Tribesky, M.D.
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 on Kindle)
I'll let you know if the situation changes.
Abraham Tribesky, M.D.
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
Author: Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 on Kindle)
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Mormon President Mitt Romney to Have Five First Ladies.
An outrageous conspiracy theory is making the rounds of the great gossip machine otherwise known as the Internet.
As a conspiracy expert told me in a phone conversation: "An unknown individual or organization is spreading the rumor that if Republican Mitt Romney wins the 2012 Presidential election, he will return to his family's ancient Mormon roots and take four additional wives for a total of five.
"He will also attempt to father 100 children during his Administration--meaning that Romney will need to double the size of the White House at taxpayers' expense!"
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The source continued, "I believe that voters can be reassured that these events are unlikely to happen. Romney knows that if he goes all in as a Mormon that there will be repercussions.
"Doubling the size of the White House to accommodate over 8 dozen newborns will ruin his reputation as a fiscal conservative. In addition, my back-of-the envelope calculations indicate that it would be physically impossible for Romney's five wives to give birth to 100 kids over four or even eight years, should he be re-elected after going full Mormon during his first term."
Hopefully, this clarification will put the bizarre rumors to rest. And prevent Romney's political opponents from spreading them further.
Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
As a conspiracy expert told me in a phone conversation: "An unknown individual or organization is spreading the rumor that if Republican Mitt Romney wins the 2012 Presidential election, he will return to his family's ancient Mormon roots and take four additional wives for a total of five.
"He will also attempt to father 100 children during his Administration--meaning that Romney will need to double the size of the White House at taxpayers' expense!"
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Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
*Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
*DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
*Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!
MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle).
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The source continued, "I believe that voters can be reassured that these events are unlikely to happen. Romney knows that if he goes all in as a Mormon that there will be repercussions.
"Doubling the size of the White House to accommodate over 8 dozen newborns will ruin his reputation as a fiscal conservative. In addition, my back-of-the envelope calculations indicate that it would be physically impossible for Romney's five wives to give birth to 100 kids over four or even eight years, should he be re-elected after going full Mormon during his first term."
Hopefully, this clarification will put the bizarre rumors to rest. And prevent Romney's political opponents from spreading them further.
Abraham Tribesky
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
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