Friday, February 17, 2012

Michael Jackson to Attend Whitney's Funeral.

A music insider from the Other Side tells me that Michael Jackson heads a glittering list of deceased stars who'll be attending Whitney Houston's funeral.

The former A&R man told me, "Dead headliners who'll be at Whitney's funeral in spirit include Amy Winehouse, Rick James, Ronnie James Dio, Sid Vicious, Barry White, Stiv Bators and Karen Carpenter.


     Dead celebrities are just as f****d up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth, according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.
     In his shocking new ebook, Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle), Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous neurotics from the Other Side. Like:
     *Lady Gaga Banned from Rock 'n Roll Heaven
     *DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl (Is Biggie's Ghost to Blame?)
     *Sinatra's Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.
     *Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!

     MICHAEL JACKSON IS BEING HARASSED IN HEAVEN, by Dr. Abraham Tribesky, psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood Stars ($2.99 Kindle).

"Dozens of additional lesser lights will also be present including Vincent Crane of Atomic Rooster, Dimwit of DOA and Lynn Strait of Snot.

"Also, a host of A&R men and women--including myself--who died in the line of duty in the dressing rooms of sleazy nightclubs and Porta-Johns at chaotic rock festivals, among other places, will be there.  

"In short, a veritable We Are The Other Side of top 40 pop stars, one hit wonders and show business veterans will be hovering above New Jersey as Whitney Houston takes her final bow."

For more news about what celebrities are up to in Heaven, read my shocking ebook Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven ($2.99 Kindle).

Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars

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