Dear Dr. Tribesky:
I'm convinced PMS is actually a highly contagious disorder. Every month, my wife's headaches, crying jags, extra pounds and bad nerves are passed along to me.
I guess it's a sort of sympathetic response--or something like the Stockholm Syndrome, where the hostage starts to identify with his captor.
The only difference between my PMS and hers is that I don't whine about me.
Jim R. in San Jose, California
Dear Jim R.:
Don't bother me while the Lakers are playing.
Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars
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